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Today, I was trying to read a book for school, but kept falling asleep. Following some advice from a friend I tried reading on the uncomfortable floor. Two hours later my dog woke me up by peeing on my face. FML

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On 12/23/2009 at 12:05am - animals - by sleepy (man) - United States (California)

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If you're that tired, stop reading the book and get some sleep.

#5 - On 12/23/2009 at 6:55am by Kervik

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Sexy. Can I find this on DogTube?

#12 - On 12/23/2009 at 9:52am by mercyFML

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