By sleepy - 23/12/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I was trying to read a book for school, but kept falling asleep. Following some advice from a friend I tried reading on the uncomfortable floor. Two hours later my dog woke me up by peeing on my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 192
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Same thing different taste

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If you're that tired, stop reading the book and get some sleep.

I've never read a book boring enough to make me repeatedly fall asleep.

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If you're that tired, stop reading the book and get some sleep.

McCannCanTriple 0

The book could be boring. School selections tend to be.

I've never read a book boring enough to make me repeatedly fall asleep.

Poke_my_mon 0

Read "A Prayer for Owen Meany".... If you can get through chapter one without sleeping... I'll find you and give you fifty bucks. Feel free to drink Red Bull, Monster or whatever. They can't save you.

Trevv 0

Yeah I've fallen asleep reading school books before. Then again, I just got back from a Friday night track practice...

9 I fell asleep while reading a summary of that book

lollipop217 0

there's this magical thing called caffeine, it works for most people...

agreed #13. Oh yes OP? Tell your dog I said he is a very good boy/girl and that he/she shouldn't be punished for his/her owner's stupidity. I don't know if the dog is a boy or girl so yeah... I seriously hope it's a boy though.

Perhaps reading with a hot iron sitting on your lap would've been smarter. I also wonder that, if he'd told you that wolverines made good house pets, you might believe him. xD Now that's what I call a reality check - rude awakening, go!

MiRey_fml 0

Marking his territory, perhaps.