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Today, I was asked by my mom if I could have a joint-birthday party with her dog because it would be the dog's "big 1-0." She was completely serious. FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 1:20am - animals - by dog_day (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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It's not every day the dog has a milestone like that. :P

#1 - On 12/19/2009 at 6:12am by GenevieveL

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Your birthday is more important, but I can't brand this a FYL or YDI, so I'll just brand it YLR, your life rocks.

It would be cool to share a birthday with a family beloved pet. Twice the fun and enjoyment, I'd appreciate it. Plus it would hit two birds with one stone (if your parents are the type to celebrate holidays with your pets, which I do myself).

I honestly don't see how this passed moderation, unless you dislike your mothers pet.

#5 - On 12/19/2009 at 7:36am by xKoga

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