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Today, I was asked by my mom if I could have a joint-birthday party with her dog because it would be the dog's "big 1-0." She was completely serious. FML

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On 12/19/2009 at 1:20am - animals - by dog_day (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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It's not every day the dog has a milestone like that. :P

#1 - On 12/19/2009 at 6:12am by GenevieveL

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if it makes u feel better... in dog years, it's his seventieth.

#2 - On 12/19/2009 at 6:15am by danii_s2

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