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Today, it hit me that my dad didn't cry when I moved out, he did so only when I came back later to pick up my cat. FML


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On 12/15/2009 at 3:50am - animals - by number2 (woman) - United States (California)

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neither of my parents cried when I moved out...I didn't know they were supposed to?

#5 - On 12/15/2009 at 11:29am by Acidwash1987

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Maybe it was delayed reaction. Maybe it didn't really sink in until you took the cat. Maybe you showing up made him realize he missed you more than he expected. Lots of ways this could happen without it meaning he loved the cat more than you.

#12 - On 12/15/2009 at 12:37pm by sistersestina

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