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Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat for the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32139) - you deserved it (1981)

On 12/08/2009 at 12:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Alzheimer's and pepper spray don't really mix well. FYL.

#6 - On 12/08/2009 at 6:39am by g3rusz

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File an assault charge against her. She will never learn otherwise. :-P

#5 - On 12/08/2009 at 6:29am by Jimboom

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