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Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year old son starts rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly. "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looks at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML

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On 12/05/2009 at 7:04pm - animals - by Sissy (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Before reading the last sentence, I assumed he meant a dog. I'm sure everyone around did too. Embarrassing still, but not as bad as it could be.

#3 - On 12/06/2009 at 3:50am by disbeliever

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Solution: Mention to those around you that Simon is your dog. Not really a big deal.

#5 - On 12/06/2009 at 3:59am by glorbnakcs

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