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Today, I was at a zoo with some friends in Germany. People were talking to this bird and it responded in complete, grammatically correct German sentences. One of my friends said 'Wow, that bird has better grammar than the exchange student!' A bird speaks better German than me. FML

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Well German isn't your native language, so obviously.

#1 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:44pm by designerskyline

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All you need to know in Germany is "noch ein bier bitte".

#12 - On 11/21/2009 at 4:29pm by blland

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