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Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16937) - you deserved it (3442)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:34am - animals - by catwoman (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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