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Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML

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On 10/31/2009 at 12:34am - animals - by catwoman (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Yah, that's called spraying. Is your cat fixed? If not, this could be why. Also, this could be a sign of a medical issue such as a Urinary Tract Infection.

You need to get your cat fixed if it isn't, and see a vet.

#8 - On 10/31/2009 at 7:21am by NINnerd999

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try and buy a litter tray with the lid and cat flap in it

#10 - On 10/31/2009 at 7:42am by fallen_dragonkin

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