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Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10819) - you deserved it (79610)

On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Um...I dont think cats like being hung upside down.

#1 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:07pm by pepper2394

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Insert ∞ "shitty day" and "pussy" jokes here.

#2 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:07pm by DoomJeff91

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