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Today, I noticed a spot of water on the floor. I thought my cats had spilled a cup of water and didn't worry about it. I went to a meeting and when I came back, my entire apartment was flooded with 3 inches of water. FML


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On 10/28/2009 at 11:57am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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Why did your cats keep spilling glasses of water?

Why do you keep so much water in glasses? It seems that if you have cats, this kind of CATastrophe could have been anticipated.

#1 - On 10/28/2009 at 2:23pm by perdix

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Did you do a backstroke to your bedroom?

#10 - On 10/28/2009 at 3:13pm by Witchcraft

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