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Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML


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On 10/24/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by RC (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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that is kinda funny but you could have just played it off like there was someone else you were talking to, it's not like he would know

#2 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:40am by xshyguyx

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Today, i was walking at the pier. Some lady asked about the view. Im blind. FML

#5 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:53am by JassyJas

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