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Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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what's so odd about that? my dog runs a lock smith co, you should of call him.

#8 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:26am by oystersmoke

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If a cat and door lock can so easily lock you out, you might want to leave a key with a neighbor who is smarter than their pets.

#7 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:25am by polarpaul

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