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Today, I completed my 6 month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84385) - you deserved it (3915)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:18am - animals - by fmrunning (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I train as well like you do, I run a lot, I recently cracked 2 ribs a day before a karate belt grading, I had to go through it anyway since I paid and it was just pure agony. Obviously this is nothing compared to your FML. The first FML to actually make me say "shit" out loud when reading the last line, ever, I really feel bad for you.

Good luck.


I won't even bother with #1's comment about suing her neighbour. No need for the shitstorm that was started last time.

#7 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:12am by d101

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seems like that dog was really happy to see you ...

#5 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:48am by upsidedown03

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