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Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26643) - you deserved it (2956)

On 10/15/2009 at 6:14pm - animals - by Noname (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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well at least you helped your younger sisters dog, and maybe if you explain the situation to the girl, she will understand

#1 - On 10/15/2009 at 9:03pm by lGreenspanl

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explain it to the girl. w/o complaining. you will win points. btw, a broken leg is an emergency. vet hospitals have emergency numbers.

#3 - On 10/15/2009 at 9:09pm by satanstoystore

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