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Yesterday..!! I was taking a bubble bath..!! and had mah iPod touch on the side of mah bathtub so I could listen to mah music!! My dog walked up to the side of the tub..!! looked me in the eye..!! and nudged mah iPod into the water!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (12728) - you deserved it (51385)

On 10/12/2009 at 1:36am - animals - by bubbles (woman) - United States

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your dog is a smart dog

#3 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:15am by semmita

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I believe without all this technology, all these poor people would have to be stuck listening to their own thoughts. Where would the world be?

#4 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:16am by busdrivertohell

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