Animals: Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks....

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML

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By ohhhgross - 26/10/2009 18:32 - Singapore

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Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML

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By AshleyP - 04/04/2014 14:17 - United Kingdom

Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML

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By Abeille - 17/03/2011 00:50 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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Fuk_My_Life 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 12:27

Ur gonna get herpes if you dont look before you kiss

sch1ll 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 10:01

ewwwwwwwwie gross..didnt u sense that there was something on her finger ?

Comments

anonymouse93_fml 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:57

well at least it was just vomit:)

xCrackerx 3

Thursday 8 October 2009 10:02

Oh yes. It was only vomit. God forbid it was a booger!

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:57

They might have been thinking cat poop. Roadkill blood. lol. There's worse things than cat vomit. Just not that many.

shangrilaa 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:58

ewww that is seriously gross! what on earth is cat vomit doing in building blocks? don't you notice when your cat is sick?

bi_chick 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 22:21

um.......cats vomit ALL the time, ever heard of a hair ball?

lalagirl912 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 5:13

my cat swings her head everywhere (it flyseverywhere...!) it's so nasty! that's why she is outside most the time

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 14 July 2010 13:24

first, hairballing is not vomiting. secondly, a cat that gets the proper food does not spit hairballs that much.

gummybear1996 13

Saturday 3 November 2012 15:06

If its an outdoor cat he could've ate something he wasn't supposed to. I have three cats who all go outside. They don't throw up often but occasionally one will, and there's no advanced warning besides a sudden coughing. And then the cat will walk away like nothing happened