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Today, my little sister was playing with her building blocks. All of a sudden, she began to cry and held her finger out to me. Assuming she had hurt it, I kissed it better, and tasted something odd on my lips. Turns out she wasn't hurt, she was crying because she had touched cat vomit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31830) - you deserved it (8098)

On 10/07/2009 at 11:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Ur gonna get herpes if you dont look before you kiss

#17 - On 10/08/2009 at 6:27am by Fuk_My_Life

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ewwwwwwwwie gross..didnt u sense that there was something on her finger ?

#6 - On 10/08/2009 at 4:01am by sch1ll

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