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Today, while trying to sleep, I kept hearing this groan/scream for help for about an hour. I decided to call 911 to send someone to investigate. Police came, I received a $100 parking fine and another citation for improper use of 911. The noise? Just a dog howling. FML


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On 10/07/2009 at 3:57am - animals - by ScaryOldMan (man) - United States (Texas)

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So you thought it was an actual person and let said "person" scream for help for an HOUR!? You deserve a lot more than 2 citations. Way to help the human race. I hope I'm never in trouble with you around.

#5 - On 10/07/2009 at 10:24am by Jane48

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That's not an improper use of 911.

#7 - On 10/07/2009 at 10:36am by Reifier

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