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Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/suprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7690) - you deserved it (29257)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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you gave her a scaregasm! oh!

#11 - On 10/05/2009 at 5:32pm by allmidnighteyes

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LOL fucking haters. Get a life.
Anyways.. Damn man that SUCKS but.. You have to laugh xD
WTF there's a time limit between the comments I make.. That's fucked... yo

#7 - On 10/05/2009 at 5:20pm by YouLostThegame

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