Today, I flew in to visit my long distance girlfriend. When I got out of the cab, I saw her way down the street walking the dog, so I hid behind the bushes to scare/suprise her. Mission accomplished. I just wish I hadn't bought her that pepper spray. FML

by Anonymous / 10/05/2009 at 1:28pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

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  • you gave her a scaregasm! oh!

    #11 - On 10/05/2009 at 5:32pm by allmidnighteyes

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  • Buddy that's awesome, how did your girl react afterwards?
    Time for making-it-up-to-him-sex

    #9 - On 10/05/2009 at 5:29pm by RetardedBuddy

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