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Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38121) - you deserved it (5550)

On 09/17/2009 at 7:14am - animals - by HHIChica (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Well, at least your pussy's clean!

#1 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:01pm by zOMGitsdc

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Your cat was watching you shower? What a creep. Tell him he has to pay for his voyeuristic tendencies or get out.

#5 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:05pm by Intoxicunt

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