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Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9201) - you deserved it (43457)

On 09/09/2009 at 9:21am - animals - by GoodDog (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Always listen to your dog!
Shame on you.

#7 - On 09/09/2009 at 2:07pm by Lisimal

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Seriously, some people don't have dogs. They will bark at EVERYTHING. It could have easily been a squirrel.

#18 - On 09/09/2009 at 2:59pm by gkunit20

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