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Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML


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On 12/12/2008 at 7:08am - animals - by Slaanesh - Sent from mobile version

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dont be such a knob. what did you expect. vacume cleaners emit a high pitch frequency that only some animals can hear, like dogs (think dog whistles). that high pitch freaks them out, its not the loud vacume thats scary.
dont you know anything. your a cruel and stupid git.

#12 - On 06/08/2009 at 6:50am by Hayis4horses

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Poor pup.

But perfect opportunity to teach it to love the carpet cleaning machine.

#8 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:15am by leelee87

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