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Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55897) - you deserved it (3002)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:32am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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so... are you blind now?

#1 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:05am by 6daysoverdue

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Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

#2 - On 08/01/2009 at 6:06am by loveisalie2

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