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Today, my fish's tank was all green and nasty, but I had no time to clean it because I woke up late, so the job was left to my mom. When I came back, the water level seemed high, and the fish looked a little strange, so I asked my mom what she did. She said "I cleaned the tank with chlorine!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38418) - you deserved it (23049)

On 03/17/2009 at 12:34am - animals - by Poorfish (man) - United States (California)

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Ouch. I am sorry, but your mom is just plain stupid.

#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:13am by z_vet

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Don't leave stuff like that to your mom for doing she clearly is to stupid to know how to clean a fish tank....this is an FML for the fish not you


Today, my owner neglected to clean my tank, so his retarded mom decided it would be cool to do it for him, with bleach, now I'm dead. FML

#16 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:13am by Sinisterwolf89

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