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Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4913) - you deserved it (27523)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

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