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Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5273) - you deserved it (29194)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

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Well, at least you've saved a bit of money on having to buy a tombstone. Because, you see, it's already got one. See it? Right there! I'd suggest putting some booties on its feet, just to liven it up a bit a la Martha Stewart. How festive!

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 6:45am by DarkHelmet

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Oh my god, haha, thank you!
I hope you took pictures, because that would've been the ultimate "FAIL" picture of the internet :D

#5 - On 02/09/2009 at 7:37pm by Tikal

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