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Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39965) - you deserved it (5126)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:41pm - animals - by FML (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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LMAO!! Well, at least you didn't leave your windows open :D
....or did you?

#2 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:11pm by NGM_47

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Wow...That SUCKS! As someone who cleans fanatically so that things STAY clean..My sympathies.

Still..how come you didn't hear the bird in your garage? I doubt it would've been silent..

#3 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:14pm by Etherial

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