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Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML


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On 06/10/2009 at 4:13am - animals - by Trapped (woman) - Australia

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Now that the mouse has proven its intellectual supremacy, surrender your house and its belongings to your new furry overlords.


#4 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:24am by my_fml_account

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Mice are smarter than you'd think. Use chunky peanut butter and wedge one of the chunks onto the bait plate so they have to tug a little.

Or use those nasty sticky pads then put the full one in someone you don't like's mailbox. (I'm just kidding about the mailbox. That would be a Federal crime. Put it on their welcome mat instead)

#6 - On 06/10/2009 at 10:26am by aback

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