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Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61651) - you deserved it (3611)

On 06/06/2009 at 1:51am - animals - by hamsterlovinn (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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OMFG that is one fucked up kid!!!!!!!!

#1 - On 06/06/2009 at 6:11am by i_live2fly

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Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.

#11 - On 06/06/2009 at 6:21am by steakpak

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