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Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61981) - you deserved it (19436)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:53am - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Emergency dry cleaning FTW! I'm sure any cleaners will take it on an emergency basis.

Then close the door to the room it's in ;)

#1 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:17pm by Melanie

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I don't want to say you deserved it but... you put alot of faith in luck by exposing your wedding dress like that =(

#4 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:30pm by jm88

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