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Today, while arriving at my best friend's wedding, I accidentally ran over her 2 dogs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54504) - you deserved it (24400)

On 05/30/2009 at 2:04pm - animals - by lfssecond - United States (Connecticut)

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That's horrible! Poor dogs... I hope they somehow survived.

But how did you miss not one, but TWO dogs? Were they little yippy dogs or something?
Still, if she was your best friend, you should have known she had dogs, and been on the look out for them.

I would say your friend and her dogs lives are way more fucked then yours..

#10 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:07pm by Glam

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How in the hell did you manage to do that?!

#9 - On 05/30/2009 at 9:07pm by namelessfew

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