Today, my best friend got jealous that his dog likes me more. He told me I have to spank it whenever it cuddles with me so it will love him more. FML

by Dirtbikesnowboard / 11/09/2016 at 2:00pm / United States (Utah) / Animals

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  • I do believe I detect a bit of jealousy *sips tea* in all seriousness, that's fucked up of your friend to make you hit his dog so it'll hate you and love him. I detect future relationship issues with this one.

    #1 - On 11/10/2016 at 6:34am by XxNekoLovexX

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  • What if his dog likes being spanked? His plan will backfire lol

    #2 - On 11/10/2016 at 6:36am by chirstinap325

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