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By doggystyle - 16/10/2016 15:24 - India - New Delhi

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to make his dogs have sex with each other and saying to them: "Come on, just give me grandchildren already." I am about to marry this idiot. FML.
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Maybe they have talked about it and decided to get married but no one has proposed yet, it's not uncommon.

AmishBeardGuy 3

Agreed, I hate it when people don't claim their idiots. Take pride in your significant other!

Unlucky1232 20

he wants puppies... puppies are awesome. i understand his desperation

I hesitate to ask...because I am not sure I really want to know...but, how does one "make his dogs have sex with each other"? That sounds like pet molestation...eeeww.

By putting the male and female in the same room while the female is near or in heat. Pushing them towards each other, maybe trying to get the male to catch the female's scent by moving his head to her butt.

First you light a few candles to set the mood, than you turn on a dog beauty pagent, and than you wait for the dogs to call the stork to deliver the puppies.

I feel for you op but you got to admit if he is successful you will enjoy the puppy's

If the dogs were spayed or neutered then you have a real winner!

Check the look on his face when he turns around and realizes you heard everything

We need more details. Maybe the dogs are pure breds. Some of them can fetch over ₹100,000 as pups. Maybe he wants to keep one and sell others. Or he may have to sell his kidneys to cover the cost of big fat Indian wedding. Even if your side is covering most of the expenses..