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By fabulousfiasco - 29/07/2016 17:55 - United States - South Gate

Today, I saw a fuzzball on the floor so I swooped down to pick it up as I was walking by. Turns out, it was a piece of foamy cat spit. FML

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Infamous_Pickle 21

Saturday 30 July 2016 5:53

That really sucks but at least it didn't come from the other end.

Kujo99 6

Saturday 30 July 2016 5:12

That's ******* nasty.

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Kujo99 6

Saturday 30 July 2016 5:12

That's ******* nasty.

Infamous_Pickle 21

Saturday 30 July 2016 5:53

That really sucks but at least it didn't come from the other end.

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