Today, my budgie learned to fly, having finally outgrown his clipped wings. He flew straight over the gate, out the door and into my dogs jaws. FML
by InsanityShard / 07/25/2016 at 11:26pm / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
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Reminds me of when parents kick their recently-18 children out of their houses, just for them to get bent over and fucked by real life.
#1 - On 07/26/2016 at 12:15pm by LiveDreamsG
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours forever. If it gets eaten by your dog, it was always just a snack waiting to happen.
#4 - On 07/26/2016 at 1:22pm by RememberSchlitz
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