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By vfoxx - 23/04/2016 23:24 - United States - San Francisco
Today, I was walking home and saw a large, majestic hawk take to the sky. Apparently, my red hat, ponytail, and green jacket looked like a squirrel in a short tree. I got forty stitches from its talons on my scalp. FML