Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML

by Koko / 04/07/2016 at 12:07pm / Germany (Berlin) / Animals

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  • Was he a golden retriever? Because you just got a golden shower.

    #2 - On 04/07/2016 at 8:37pm by kwilkens

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  • The dog is showing submission. Means you're the alpha.

    #1 - On 04/07/2016 at 8:34pm by geolocep

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