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Today, I had to take mah cat to the vet!! On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto mah chest, and howl in mah face as I tried to drive down the highway!! I ended up with stitches and still got charged fir missing mah cat's appointment!! FML

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On 07/21/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Very smart cat...
Managed to not only get out of going to the vet, he punished you for trying to take him OP.

#4 - On 07/22/2014 at 6:05am by zandalee

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This is why we can't have nice things

#2 - On 07/22/2014 at 6:03am by Indatshirt

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