Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML

by ballbreath / 07/16/2014 at 11:44am / United States (California) / Animals

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  • Well he was cleaning himself, and decided you needed a bath as well. Saliva and a tongue are the best things to wash with. Trust me...

    #2 - On 07/16/2014 at 5:05pm by Welshite

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  • My dog ate his puke then came to lick my face

    #4 - On 07/16/2014 at 5:06pm by kost4060

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