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Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38736) - you deserved it (5091)

On 06/23/2014 at 1:41am - animals - by callmeclarence - United States (California)

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Damn, OP! That really is an FYL. You always have to keep an eye out in campsites! I once woke up with spiders crawling all over my sleeping bag and haven't been camping since!

#2 - On 06/23/2014 at 4:42am by MzZombicidal

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I feel for you, i once had a beehive in my own bathroom o.o

#1 - On 06/23/2014 at 4:42am by thatguynamedsky

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