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Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39890) - you deserved it (4918)

On 06/03/2014 at 4:56am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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Burn the house and your hair

#1 - On 06/03/2014 at 10:01am by XxRandomMonkeyxX

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same thing happened with me when I stopped checking for cockroaches in my garage and one fell on my arm. needless to say I chopped my arm off immediately

#11 - On 06/03/2014 at 10:04am by MRP360

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