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Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39975) - you deserved it (4921)

On 06/03/2014 at 4:56am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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Burn the house and your hair

#1 - On 06/03/2014 at 10:01am by XxRandomMonkeyxX

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You have a spider crawling in your hair right now? You should make a text post about it.

#6 - On 06/03/2014 at 10:03am by fffianist

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