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Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64940) - you deserved it (32512)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

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I think I'm going to cry.

#3 - On 04/09/2014 at 11:34pm by badluckross

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This is probably the most awful FML I've ever read. I'm sorry about your cat, OP :(

#10 - On 04/09/2014 at 11:36pm by hazardmuffin

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