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Today, no matter how many toys and teddies she has, and no matter how much I punish her, I am most likely never going to be able to break my 10-week-old puppy's habit of stealing my underwear. She doesn't eat them or even chew on them. She steals them to sleep with. FML

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On 03/26/2014 at 4:45am - animals - by Punphmelch (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

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Sew a bed for her using your underwear, and go commando. Problem solved.

#1 - On 03/26/2014 at 1:57pm by Welshite

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she likes your scent.

#3 - On 03/26/2014 at 1:59pm by weveallbeenthere

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