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Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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On 02/27/2014 at 3:58pm - animals - by ricard0 (man) - United States (California)

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Moving kinda fast, don't you think?

#4 - On 02/27/2014 at 5:27pm by tjanes

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What did it taste like? Hopefully something okay, as you don't want you to remember your first kiss as 'dog butt and dirt'.

#2 - On 02/27/2014 at 5:26pm by SonOfAMitch

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