Pooper scooper
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Yigo, Guam
Thank you for your service
Today, I realized that my dog has more work experience than I do. He's a retired military working dog, and I have a Master's degree. FML
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rg350dx 29
Well since he's retired there's a position opened up as a service dog in the military. I bet they've never had a service dog with a masters degree before!
Aky0n 10
that must be pretty ruff
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cdgrayson 21
Time to move somewhere that has available jobs for your profession?
FrietvanPiet 16
or get a degree you can actually get a job with
Freethaawave 19
Or follow in your dogs pawsteps and take up puppy school, maybe you'll have better luck with that kind of education.
Aky0n 10
that must be pretty ruff
TheAbstract 15
You son of a bitch.
ManaComa 7
Looks like someone's got a bone to pick
Sports_guy3 28
Woof, woof woof!
lilmslady 11
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! ^^^ this guy -__-
rg350dx 29
Well since he's retired there's a position opened up as a service dog in the military. I bet they've never had a service dog with a masters degree before!
Welshite 39
Sit pretty and beg, OP! Jobs like these don't come by very often.
RedPillSucks 31
Military service dogs are more likely to be sniffing out land mines. I don't think OP will want that job.
mcm_3 16
#10 what if OP happens to like high-risk situations?
nchic01 17
at least you have a cool dog!
JACKxRAWR 22
I want a military dog!
colton_colton 50
Exactly! How many people can say they have a dog like that?
JMichael 25
Well it's up to you to make your life worth something. Get out there and get a job that will give you more experience.
Pleonasm 35
It's not that easy in these times, especially in some places, to find a job that has anything to do with your master's, or even any job for that matter.
TheDrifter 23
Can someone please tell me how long the "in these times/in this economy" lines are going to be relied upon? It's been about 7 years now and they're getting as stale as Chuck Norris jokes.
Pleonasm 35
Well I don't know about the USA, but here in France unemployment hit a new record in 2013, job openings are low, and we're still in what we call "The Crisis." As long as we are still in this mess, I guess I'll still refer to it as "in these times."
horneyhic 15
France has jobs for life tho get rid of that you might find more openings
stargirl_95 24
They're going to be relied upon for as long as the economy sucks. People aren't just saying these lines for ***** and giggles, they're saying them because they're true.
Mynamewontfi 40
Take your dog with you to your next job interview to impress them.
weveallbeenthere 30
join the military.
brebabee793 13
You are still very successful
smokecloud_ 37
You have an awesome dog! If he can get out there, you can too! Put that degree to work!
imchacon22 19
Well now with a masters degree you can join the military as an officer!
SgtAssCheeks 21
Chief Petty Officer Pooper Scooper Education and past professions; Philosophy Master Degree Yeah, no that's sounds slightly inconsistent.
boomer1986 8
depends on the degree source: retired military