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Today, I learned that my new parakeet hates her reflection, and will screech loudly day and night unless I take the mirror out. My other parakeet loves the mirror and constantly cries out when I remove it. I can't win. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41074) - you deserved it (5373)

On 01/08/2014 at 3:27pm - animals - by bird - United States (Michigan)

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Get them separate cages or a cage with a bottom and top level that one only has access to.

#2 - On 01/08/2014 at 6:09pm by XCrazyMofo2010X

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That's quite a predicament you see your self in..

#1 - On 01/08/2014 at 6:08pm by JeWbOy101

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