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Today, my friend's dog got hit by a car. I was the only one not in shock, and had to drag the poor thing off the road, then comfort a hysterical friend while the driver verbally abused us and demanded we pay for the repairs to his car. FML

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Did you direct him to a separate area in which he could go fuck off?

#4 - On 12/06/2013 at 7:58pm by CamdenMarie

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I'm so sorry... That's terrible. I'm sorry for your friends loss :(

#2 - On 12/06/2013 at 7:56pm by 27inch

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