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Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45340) - you deserved it (8342)

On 11/08/2013 at 6:02pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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So you get beat into submission by a pussy, I see nothing out of the ordinary here

#1 - On 11/08/2013 at 11:07pm by hghrider123456

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ALL cats think like this. The difference between most cats and yours is that yours actually has the guts to go through with it.

#10 - On 11/08/2013 at 11:10pm by DocBastard

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