Anonymous
Mulino, United States
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
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rabbitkiller
Wuhai, China
Underwhelming
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Anonymous
Bye bye Tiddles
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Fykkhttdsetkkhvln
United States
Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML
insert pussy pun, hurr durr
Hopkinsville, United States
Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
mista hunna
Baltimore, United States
Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML
down1dog
RIP in peace
Today, while out of town, I got a hysterical phone call from my teenage nephew who was pet-sitting at my house. My geriatric dog, who seemed fine when we left, had died during the night. Now my family is mourning the dog and my nephew is traumatized. FML
Anonymous
Who's a good boy?
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Top comments
asnakelovinbabe 16
That's horrible :( I am sorry you had to witness that! This happened to me once when I was about 15. They were my grandparents pets.
BitsOBacon 12
No, the dog did.
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Comments (65)
adamo_erebus 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I see their dog enjoys slaying the pussy
Zaros_fml 24
I'm conflicted between up voting and down voting this...
golden_warrior 23
Then don't vote.
TheCaramelKing 11
Bitches love destroying *******...
CheeseTron 15
Call him the "Poon Slayer" from this point forward.
JocelynKaulitz 28
Curiosity killed the cat.
BitsOBacon 12
No, the dog did.
aljop 15
What if the dog's name was curiosity O_o
tjv3 10
Umm I think you suck at pet sitting
katnissmellark_fml 15
am I bad person for laughing at this?
kazrron 5
yes.
jairienfaite 20
Laughed also then felt very sad for the poor kitty... it's an image than will stay on your mind FYL op
Batterypost 23
#1, this is the best comment I've ever seen on FML, by far.
asnakelovinbabe 16
That's horrible :( I am sorry you had to witness that! This happened to me once when I was about 15. They were my grandparents pets.
iamtheinsomniac 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sounds like you're in a hairy situation. Best of luck, OP!
TheBadAndGnarly 19
Just when you thought that pun was about dead, a person always comes along and proves you wrong.
confusedAsFuck 34
It would've been ok for me if this had any hair involvement.. It ******* doesn't.. On the other hand, if you just said "Bloody situation"....... nah, it would've been as lame as your face too..
caesari 14
61, I'm confused as **** as to why you thought your comment was funny.
SJParker 13
I can't tell if 3's comment or 61's comment is worse
nikhilmanuel 10
You're gonna have a lot of explaining to do
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I love dogs, don't like cats but this is just cruel.
asnakelovinbabe 16
It's not so much cruel as it is just a tragic accident. Still sucks though.
Flowtastic 16
An accident yes but a preventable one with helicopter supervision and restricted access... Especially if you're trying to impress your partners family.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Never said that it wasn't preventable... But really who hovers over a dog and a cat that live in the same house together all day long?
Flowtastic 16
From the word kitten I don't really think they've lived together long enough to make a fair assumption that they're perfectly fine around one another.
asnakelovinbabe 16
Then it still lies at the fault of the owners for allowing them to be near each other and giving OP the impression that it was alright.
furbyface711 9
When you have kittens in a house with dog, you are supposed to keep the kittens in their own room until they are big enough to defend themselves or know how to get away. Once they realize they can get on top of anything, they will be fine. It's called being a responsible pet owner. Her boyfriends family should have had it all set up for her.
asnakelovinbabe 16
^ that^ is what I was trying to say but couldn't find the right words at the time. Thanks.
JaegerMayCry 13
Geez , what bitches. So sorry op that you had to witness that.
Since1998 20
An excellent horrible pun.
JaegerMayCry 13
I aadly was trying my best to be punny, but I guess its too late to reconcile
cesa12 10
oh no :( sorry you had to witness that. i can't even imagine!
The_Diesel4 1
I think you're suppose to prevent that?
lyvingvamp 15
Sorry you had to see that OP! It's not your fault and hopefully the owners will understand what happened.
happle 21
I have to say it is OP's fault. She should have kept a better eye on them, especially if it was a big dog with a young kitten.
Meechiepie 13
I don't necessarily agree with this. OP could have been in the washroom, or sleeping, or doing something else that she was unable to keep a full watch on the animals. It is impossible to keep an eye on them at every single second.
kazrron 5
She isnt suppost to be sleeping or anything else. If she was told to watch the pets, she shouldnt do anything but watch the pets! This is the idiots about to take over America..
Treveyon56 14
So 88 what if op had to use the rest room. Was she supposed to take the animals in there to watch? But it really doesn't matter. OP can't always have her eyes on them. If anyone is an idiot I'm sure it's you.
toomanyidiots 14
Yes? Would you leave a pair of unrestrained toddlers (ex. not in a playpen), unattended to go to the bathroom when you should be baby sitting? Hopefully not... you'd put them in a safe place like a playpen (or the kitten in a temporary crate, or another room) while doing your business, right?
owenhs_2002 8
So, if the OPs boyfriend and parents were gone for days at a time, what then? She is supposed to go without sleep? What, are you stupid? People need sleep. 17 hours awake has the same effect on people as being legally impaired (0.05 BAC). And what if she was on the toilet? Or having a shower? It's idiots like you that are killing the world, working people to death in sweatshops in china.
nursejohio 8
Then the dog goes to the bedroom at night and to its crate while OP goes to work. YDI for leaving them out together and unsupervised.
lyvingvamp 15
I feel that this isn't the first time that the dog has shown some form of aggression towards the kitten. If it wasn't the first time, the owners should have taken the necessary steps to correct the problem instead of leaving the pets home with someone else for an extended period.
ethanman82 8
When they said thier dog stole mittens and buries them in the backyard, I didn't picture this.