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Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40784) - you deserved it (25482)

On 05/19/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by Deconstructed (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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you stepped outside naked?
LOL.
well, dont worry i bet they enjoyed it.

#5 - On 05/19/2009 at 8:12pm by life_is_life

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haha thats awesome. Im sure they loved that job, and theyll be back ANYTIME.

#6 - On 05/19/2009 at 8:12pm by Yeoman

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