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Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42861) - you deserved it (6477)

On 08/05/2013 at 5:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

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Just tell her of what you saw

#1 - On 08/05/2013 at 11:33pm by dweeds508

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Chances are the dog hasn't learned his mistake, so just wait till that pesky cat passes by and take out your phone. The video should be solid proof as well as a possible YouTube sensation.

#8 - On 08/05/2013 at 11:37pm by cristy91

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