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Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46317) - you deserved it (6510)

On 08/05/2013 at 4:21pm - animals - by traumatizedforlife (woman) - United States

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Imagine just sitting there relaxing when all of the sudden a giant foot squishes you? o.O

#2 - On 08/05/2013 at 11:31pm by Doritozilla

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Sounds like you had a smashing time.

#1 - On 08/05/2013 at 11:30pm by then000bster

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