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Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49170) - you deserved it (5462)

On 07/30/2013 at 7:19pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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Just run, OP. You'll be the rabbit, and the turtle can be... the turtle.

#1 - On 07/31/2013 at 2:36am by Nyx

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Oh snap you better run!

#2 - On 07/31/2013 at 2:37am by lordslaya53

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